Sex in Japanese 2

Conversation

Pantsu nuide?

“Buka celana dalammu donk”

Ashi o hiraite boku ni misete..

“Rentangkan kakimu, Perlihatkan padaku….”

Mune no saizu oshiete? soshite misete?

“Berapa ukuran dadamu, coba liat

Mune o te de yosete kamera ni mukatte smile shite.
"Tekan buah dadamu dan senyum pada kameraku."

Ok, kondo wa ushiro o muite oshiri o dekirudake takaku tsukidashite.
"Ok, now turn around and put your ass in the air as high as you can."

Ii oshiri shiterune. Bokuto ecchi shitai?
"Your ass looks so nice, do you want to have sex with me?"

Kamera o mite kimi wa boku to ecchi ga shitai tte itte.
"Look at my camera and say you want to have sex with me."

Kimi no mibunshoumeishou o misete?
"Can you show me your I.D. card?"

Tada kimi ga nansai nanoka shiritai dakedayo.
"I just want to see how old you are."

Boku wa watashitachi ga ecchi shiteru no o totte o iitteiu kyoka o kimi kara morattakke?
"Do I have your permission to film us having sex?"

Ja- Hajimeyou!
"Let's start!"

Donokurai hinpan ni ecchi shimasuka?
"How often do you have sex?"

Imamade nankai ecchi shitakoto arimasuka?
"How many times have you had sex?"

Kimi no oshiri sawatte mo ii?
"Is it ok if I touch your ass?"

Rap video ni detekuruyouna kanjide oshiri ugokashite?
"Can you shake your ass like they do in the rap videos?"

Boku ga tsukutta rap no CD hoshii?
"Do you want my demo tape?"

Shiri o tataite mo ii desuka?
"Is it ok if I spank your ass?"

Sore ga suki desuka?
"Do you like that?"

Boku wa sex shiterutoki ni onnanoko ga boku ni kamitsuitari, okashiku nattari surunoga sukinanda, koufun suruyo.
"I really like it when girls bite me and act crazy during sex."

Anaru sex shite mo daijyobu desuka?
"Would it be ok if we did anal sex?"

Moshi jyunkatsu-abura o tsukattara sugoku kimochi iiyo!
"If we use lubricant it will feel really good!"

Ki ga kawarimashitaka?
"Have you changed your mind yet?"

Kocchi ni ikou.
"Let's go this direction."

Koko ni hairou
"Let's go into this place."

If in Tokyo, you could be at a nightclub, tell one joke and get a movie contract. So with that said I'm going to lay down all the Japanese I could think of that you'd probably ever need in order to help you achieve the best possible experience in Tokyo, Japan.

Naka ni hairu niwa ikura kakarimasuka
"How much does it cost to get inside?"

Boku no nomimono ni ippai vodka o iretekudasai.
"Put a ton of vodka in my drink."

Or substitute the word, "vodka" for whatever mix you are drinking, cause seriously, when a shot of butt ass vodka is $6.00 and a mix drink with vodka is $8.00 and there is room for atleast two shots of vodka, you'll for sure 99.9% of the time get, if you ask, vodka or whatever, filled to the top, so then if you think about it, two shots is $12.00, your drink costed $8.00, you save $4.00 which isn't a lot but if you follow that hustle for ten drinks you will save $40.00. That is, if you are even paying for your own drinks.

Kimi to odoritai.
"I want to dance with you."

Soko ni suwaremasuka (Point to a location in the room)
"Can we sit over there?" (Point to a location in the room.)

Madogiwa ni suwaremasuka
"Can we sit next to a window?"

Kimi to hanashitaida.
"I want to talk to you."

Kimi no te o nigiritai.
"I want to hold your hand."

Nani nonderuno? Boku ni mo katte yo.
"What are you drinking? Buy me one too."

Kimi no karada o dakishimetai.
"I want to hold your body."

Kono ato de nani suru no?
"What are you doing later?"

It's best, when picking up Japanese girls, to put the girl on the spot to have sex with you the same night you meet her. With an initial attraction, she won't be able to resist such sexual temptations.

Kimi to ecchi o shitai.
"I want to have sex with you."

Watashitachi ni ippai osake o katte, love hotel ni itte, party shiyou!
"Let's buy tons of alcohol, go to a love hotel and party!"

Convini ni itte nanika nomimono demo kawanai?
"Can we go to a convience store to get something to drink?"

Konya wa yoitsubureru made nomitai.
"I want to drink until I pass the fuck out."

Fera shitekureru?
"Do you want to suck my dick?"

Nonde?
"Do you want to swallow my cum?"

Kimi ni oshikko shite ii?
"Can I pee on you?"

Kamera mite.
"Look at the camera."

Kimi no te de boku o ikasete.
"Make me cum with your hand."

The only time I ever ask Japanese girls for a handjob is if I'm at a bar or nightclub in Tokyo, Japan. I don't know how you'd get that on video though.

Boku wa hadaka de purikura o toritai, soshite sono purikura ni boku no chinchin no e o kakitai.
"I want to take nude purikura so I can draw on my dick."


Purikura are photo booth pictures, popular amongst Japanese youth. Remember that getting naked in public is against the law and that's what makes it so fun.

Issho ni purikura o toritai.
"Let's go take purikura together."

Purikura o torutokini boku wa kimi no chikubi o nametain dakedo ii?
"Can I lick your tits during purikura?"