Japanese Slang
"Hakoiri Musume"
Definition: Over-protected daughter.
Use It: Say this to the parents of the girl you want to date.
"Kono-Yaro"
Definition: Screw You!
Use It: Very carefully.
"Uso Baka Una"
Definition: You're Lying!
Use It: When your lover says "I couldn't find a phone".
"Gubi-Gubi"
Definition: The sound made when drinking.
Use It: To indicate to others you're a tad bit drunk.
"Teme kono-yaro"
Definition: You Dirty Dog!
Use It: On your cheating lover.
"Kaigi"
Definition: Talking too much.
Use It: To refer to the gossiping one in your circle of friends.
"Sabetsu"
Definition: I wanna be different!
Use It: When you find yourself following too many trends.
"Sobetsu Kai"
Definition: Enjoying being together.
Use It: Right before a kiss.
"Ushiroyubi"
Definition: An outcast.
Use It: A superb name for your ex.
"Amerika no onnanoko ga suki"
Definition: Do you like American girls?
Use It: When flirting.
*You can substitute otokonoko(boy) for onnanoko(girl).
"Gaki"
Definition: Shorty!
Use It: The supreme insult to a guy's manhood.
"Ima Shiyo"
Definition: Let's do it now!
Use It: When you want someone bad.
"Odwara Hyojo"
Definition: Let's delay it a bit!
Use It: When you don't want someone bad.
"Taian"
Definition: Waiting for a lucky day.
Use It: When your lover wants to wait.
"Gaijin Kusai"
Definition: Stink like a foreigner.
Use It: If you hear this, use the next line as a comeback.
"Nande sonna koto dekiru no"
Definition: How could you!
Use It: When someone says something that really bugs ya.
"Tabako Kureru"
Definition: Can I have a cigarette?
Use It: A good way to go up and start a conversation.
"Biru wo nomimashoka"
Definition: Let's have a beer.
Use It: Another way to start a conversation.
"Moto chikaku ni oide"
Definition: Come closer to me.
Use It: Definitly keeps the conversation flowing.
"Damate"
Definition: Shut up!
Use It: Definitly ends the conversation.
"Ishin denshin"
Definition: Understanding each other's heartfelt feelings!
Use It: When it's true love.
"Aishiteruyo"
Definition: I love you!
Use It: Only when you truly mean it.
"Ippai Aishiteruyo"
Definition: I love you soooo much!
Use It: To put a little more emphasis on I love you.
"Aishiteruyo zutto ippai"
Definition: I love you soooo much forever!
Use It: Before you ask someone to marry you.
"Kekkon ishite kureru"
Definition: Will you marry me?
Use It: You'll need it if you say the last phrase.
"Jodanyo"
Definition: Just Joking!
Use It: A good way to get out of something you didn't mean.
"Kuso"
Definition: Damn!
Use It: If someone says Just Kidding, but you thought they were serious.
"Dame dayo"
Definition: You shouldn't have said it then!
Use It: A harsher way of letting someone know you didn't like the joke.
"Namennayo"
Definition: Don't joke around with me!
Use It: Even harsher.
"Shinjimae"
Definition: Go to hell!
Use It: The harshest!
"Nampa Shita"
Definition: A hot-spot to flirt.
Use It: When describing where you want to hang out on Friday.
"Kai Zen"
Definition: Nothing is ever good enough.
Use It: To relay the attitude of the princess you've been dating.
"Kakoii"
Definition: A hottie.
Use It: Yell it at the cute guy singing Karaoke.
"Kawaii"
Definition: A cutie.
Use It: Whisper it in the ear of a sweet girl.
"Kamatoto"
Definition: Acting a bit too innocent.
Use It: To describe the playboy who acts like a virgin.
"Kankyo Zukuri"
Definition: Getting creative.
Use It: When throwing something unusual into the mix.
"Okagesamade"
Definition: God's got my back.
Use It: When you're taking some big risks- AKA being a wild thing.
"Sairiyo"
Definition: Recycling the past.
Use It: When an ex brings up old news in a fight.
"Sawayaka"
Definition: Satisfying sensual pleasure.
Use It: As a compliment.
"Akogare"
Definition: Doing without.
Use It: When you aren't getting any.
"Aka Chochin"
Definition: The red light district.
Use It: To describe where you finally got some.
"Dame Oshi"
Definition: Make damn sure!
Use It: When you want to be absolutely positively sure.
"Iki Gai"
Definition: Glad to be alive!
Use It: When you almost get caught cheating.
"Hansei"
Definition: Don't get caught.
Use It: When you decide to cheat again.
"Uchi No Kaisha"
Definition: Don't screw with my buddies.
Use It: To let others know you've got your friend's back.
"Tsumaranai Mono"
Definition: Keep that worthless thing!
Use It: As parting words with your ex's new lover.
"Kandan Kai"
Definition: Let's chat.
Use It: A good way to go up and start a conversation.
"Kei Haku Tan Sho"
Definition: Light, Skinny, Short, and Tiny.
Use It: To describe your dream girl.
“Kikkake"
Definition: Poser.
Use It: To describe the 'wanna-be' you know.
"Shiran Kao"
Definition: Keeping a straight face.
Use It: As in- 'How can you keep a straight face, I know your lying'.
"Aiso Warai"
Definition: Watch out for fake faces.
Use It: As a warning for the last two phrases.
"Agetsurau"
Definition: Constantly finding fault.
Use It: To describe a picky person.
"Atari Mae"
Definition: It goes without saying!
Use It: When someone asks 'Do you love me'.
"Chusei Shin"
Definition: Extremely loyal.
Use It: To describe your best buddy.
"Danson Johi"
Definition: Men before women.
Use It: Don't ever say this!
"Gijiroku"
Definition: Being Flexible.
Use It: To describe a non-exclusive relationship.
"Hara No Mushi"
Definition: A gut feeling.
Use It: When you just know something isin't right.
"Iroke"
Definition: Female charms.
Use It: To describe the way the cutie was flirting with you.
"Juken Jigoku"
Definition: A trip through hell.
Use It: When refering to a bad relationship.
"Kuchi Kome"
Definition: Gossip.
Use It: To express hearsay.
"Awaseru Kao Ga Nai"
Definition: To be extremely ashamed.
Use It: After you have really screwed up.
"Watari Ni Fune"
Definition: Saved the day!
Use It: When you jumped in at the right moment.
"Onobori San"
Definition: Country Bumpkin
Use It: To describe someone from the sticks.
“Happo Bijin"
Definition: Trying to please everyone.
Use It: To describe a two faced person.
"Kao Ga Hiroi"
Definition: To be widely known.
Use It: If you say a name and everyone knows who it is, use this phrase.
"Ashi Wo Arau"
Definition: Start over.
Use It: When you've decided to clean up your act.
"Nakitsura Ni Hachi"
Definition: When it rains, it pours.
Use It: When you've been getting a lot of bad breaks.
"Haippari Dako"
Definition: Mr. or Ms. Popularity.
Use It: To describe the one everyone wants to know.
"Tatsu Tori Ata Wo Nigosazu"
Definition: End it on a good note.
Use It: When the break up was clean.
"Onaji Ana No Mujina"
Definition: Partners in crime.
Use It: To describe your best bud.
"Neko Mo, Shakushi Mo"
Definition: Everyone and his brother.
Use It: To tell everyone how many people your ex slept with.
"Mizu Shoubai"
Definition: A shady business.
Use It: To refer to a girl you've seen working at a love hotel.
"Suna Wo Kamu You"
Definition: A dull life.
Use It: To talk about life without a good lover.
"Onaji Kama No Meishi Wo Kutta"
Definition: Been through a lot together.
Use It: When your lover & you have lasted through it all.
"Kouin Ya No Gotoshi"
Definition: Time Flies.
Use It: When you're having fun.
"Onna San Nin Yoreba Kashimashii"
Definition: Women gossip too much!
Use It: Don't use this one either.
"Ni No Ashi Wo Fumu"
Definition: Having second thoughts.
Use It: A good way to let others know you're hesitant.
"Ishin Deshin"
Definition: Wordless understanding.
Use It: When you are literally finishing someone's sentences.
"Mizu Ni Nagasu"
Definition: Forgive and forget.
Use It: When you decide to let bygones be bygones.
"Uri Futatsu"
Definition: Two peas in a pod.
Use It: To describe the the cutest couple you know.
"Takane No Hana"
Definition: Out of your league.
Use It: To describe the princess at the bar.
"Ana Ga Attara Hairitai"
Definition: I want to crawl in a hole and die.
Use It: When everyone laughs at your new dance moves.
"Ushirogami Wo Hikareru Omoi"
Definition: Feeling supreme reluctance.
Use It: When your contemplating getting on the dance floor again.
"Abata Mo Ekubo"
Definition: Pimples look like dimples.
Use It: When love is blind.
"Mushi No Iki"
Definition: Almost dead.
Use It: When you know the relationship has gone south.
"Hachi No Su Wo Tsutsuita You"
Definition: Unbelievibly chaotic and frenzied.
Use It: To describe the scene at Tokyo's new night club.
"Chan Pon"
Definition: Ka-Boom! (as in an explosion)
Use It: If you're mixing some very lethal drinks.
"Baka Wa Shinanakya Naoranai"
Definition: Once a fool, always a fool.
Use It: We all know someone like this.
"Asameshi Mae"
Definition: A piece of cake!
Use It: When someone asks you if you have a chance with the cute girl.
"Ju Nin Toiro"
Definition: Different strokes for different folks.
Use It: When defending your kinky side!
"Yariman"
Definition: Slut!
Use It: Very cautiously.
"Da-chu No"
Definition: Dutch Pose (A pose meant to show off your breasts).
Use It: When taking photos.
"Kosho Benjo"
Definition: Public toilet.
Use It: To describe someone who will let anyone use them.
"Anata Ga Hoshii"
Definition: I want you.
Use It: Very often- Ha Ha.
"Kizushite"
Definition: Kiss me.
Use It: Use this one often too.
"Anata Wa Ichiban"
Definition: You're the best.
Use It: When you've decided you'd like to keep this lover in bed a little longer.
"Tottemo Kimochii"
Definition: That feels really good.
Use It: At the right moment.
"Iku! Iku!"
Definition: Ummm... I am having a climax.
Use It: You'll know when.
"Koko Ni Kizushite"
Definition: Kiss me right here.
Use It: When pointing to a specific spot.
"Mo Owari"
Definition: Finished already?!.
Use It: With a guy who jumps the gun.
"Kande"
Definition: Bite me.
Use It: If you're kinky.
"Hinin Shite"
Definition: Will you use protection?
Use It: When you aren't ready for babies.
"Motto Hayaku"
Definition: Faster!
Use It: In the heat of the moment.
"Motto Fukaku"
Definition: Deeper!
Use It: With the phrase before this one.
"Kini Itta"
Definition: Was it good for you?
Use It: After a few hours of lovin'.
"Yokkata Wa"
Definition: It was superb!
Use It: As a reply to the last phrase.
“Mo Ikkai"
Definition: Wanna do it again?
Use It: If you're ready for more!
"Iroppi"
Definition: You're sexy.
Use It: As a pick up line.
"Me Wo Tojite"
Definition: Close your eyes.
Use It: During foreplay.
"Kirei Na Karada"
Definition: You've got a hot body.
Use It: As a wonderful compliment.
"Chigan Sutairu Wo Tameshitai"
Definition: Let's try a new posistion.
Use It: If the lovin' isin't so good anymore.
"Bakku De Shiyou"
Definition: Let's try doggy style.
Use It: When you really want to have fun.
"Shikkusu Nain De Shiyou"
Definition: Let's try sixty nine.
Use It: I don't think you need me to tell you when to use this.
"Sono Shitagi Suteki Ne"
Definition: Those are nice undies.
Use It: When you can actually see them. Ha Ha.
"Kofun Shite Kichatta"
Definition: I'm getting horny.
Use It: When... Well... You know when.
"Konya Atte"
Definition: Be with me tonight.
Use It: When you wanna get some.
"Anata To Netai"
Definition: I want to sleep with you.
Use It: As a more direct approach.
"Ookii Ne"
Definition: It's big, isin't it.
Use It: A great male ego booster.
"Chotto Chisai Ne"
Definition: It's a little small, huh.
Use It: A great male ego deflator.
"Hinin Suru No Wasurechatta"
Definition: I forgot to use a condom.
Use It: And you'll be in big trouble buddy